In case you missed it, an ad for American Eagle jeans featuring Sydney Sweeney is really absolutely totally Nazi propaganda and literally eugenics.
She’s white and has a beautiful pair of (careful) blue eyes and the ad says she has “good jeans (genes),” so naturally to any mind virus addled whale that means it is Hitler.
Given how off the chart batshit nuts this is, it provides yet another opportunity to expose leftists for the whiny moronic clowns they are, and highlight that actually, they are the real racists.
X user Jarivs started the ball rolling with some imagined upcoming projects for Sweeney, and that ball is pretty big now.
2. “Excuse me miss, but I couldn’t help noticing that you have absolutely massive milkers.”
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) July 29, 2025
With that one cheesy pickup line, Hank Henderson landed the girl of his dreams. But what will it take to keep her? Find out this winter on ABC’s new drama, FOURTEEN WORDS ?? pic.twitter.com/YzEFrsT2a3
4. Sydney Sweeney is a small town girl who loves her mom, her boyfriend, and her whole colorful community! But the one thing she doesn’t much like? IMMIGRANTS. Next summer’s biggest hit, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK. pic.twitter.com/4PCnXLzN40
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) July 29, 2025
5. Sydney Sweeney plays Fraulein Elka Rasse, a young woman who wishes Hitler would have won the war in next year’s most anticipated film: I WISH HITLER WOULD HAVE WON THE WAR. pic.twitter.com/cflUYBOfT6
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) July 29, 2025
Others added their own suggestions, and now its a whole thing…
I hear she’s going to play the White Power Ranger in the remake. pic.twitter.com/wwDyvsPwhN
— Juan d’Arc – l’inferno sta arrivando ?? (@juan0farc) July 29, 2025
Sydney Sweeny isn't just washing cars for a living, she's searching for the perfect soap formula to make white cars shine. Coming this spring, watch her search for THE FINAL SOLUTION. https://t.co/uyYRBnJgIV pic.twitter.com/rIEFc6hRKb
— Matt Fitzgerald (@mattfitzct) July 29, 2025
Grok put me through the ringer to even get that.
— Matt Fitzgerald (@mattfitzct) July 30, 2025
Sydney Sweeney plays Ryan Riggles, America's sweetheart, in A RYAN STORY. pic.twitter.com/lpQUS2SBEz
— Orb (@InfiniteOrb) July 29, 2025
2: Sydney Sweeney is elite cyclist Katie DeJarvis, BUT is her body fit enough to win the Tour de France?
— Andrew Follett (@AndrewCFollett) July 29, 2025
Find out this fall only in theaters – it’s Rise and Fall of the Third Bike! pic.twitter.com/1zkrvPN0mr
Ok, come on, we can do better.
Can Hermoine Gerring make women’s football popular in England? Next summer, Sydney Sweeney stars in “The London Blitz”! pic.twitter.com/xSrd4H65pY
— Tim Roberts (@21stCenturyTim) July 30, 2025
That’s more like it.
I have a pair of objections
— Adonipriapus (@adonipriapus) July 30, 2025
Nice. Good idea on the film too.
Sydney Sweeney is a high risk obstetrician who is called upon to help the most difficult labors in THE BIRTH OF A NATION. pic.twitter.com/nGbKKFQsMI
— Jay Marshall Wolman (@wolmanj) July 30, 2025
It just goes on and on.
Sydney Sweeney plays a young woman who searches out the dad she never knew, and it takes her on a journey she never expected. Co starring Oscar winning thespian, Ian Mckellan. FATHERLAND (2026) pic.twitter.com/ZfEzk7sQ9B
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) July 30, 2025
Not sure McKellen is right for that role.
Sydney Sweeney plays a mom of 17 kids who moves out into the country so that the family has enough room. (LEBENSRAUM, 2025) pic.twitter.com/2plV6ezdp2
— Dei Civitas (former Steve Guiltbot) (@bill_c10) July 30, 2025
Oof, mega triggering blue eyed children.
Sydney Sweeney stars in the true story of the model who became immortalized as the St. Pauli Girl — for your consideration, BEER HALL PUTSCH. pic.twitter.com/EGOD2Pz7sB
— Franklin Harris ? (@FranklinH3000) July 30, 2025
Ya.
Next Fall, Sydney Sweeney stars in the inspiring biopic of a young woman struggling with ADHD and the summer she spends trying to overcome it in Concentration Camp pic.twitter.com/eBe1u7X5pU
— pebbles and stones (@lagedor84) July 30, 2025
Making fun of ADHD and Nazis, that’s gonna inspire a double whammy of leftist moaning.
Sydney Sweeney stars as a love struck fan, who meets and then promptly loses the love of her life, Kyle Thundercock (Jeremey Shada) at a music festival in Arizona. She goes to find him, trying to rekindle a lost love. See her star in this wonderful romantic comedy "See Kyle?" pic.twitter.com/3SQFYqIJUE
— Sensurround (@ShamashAran) July 30, 2025
Oof, can the puns get any more Dad joke?
Sydney Sweeney is a Russian Wildlife rehibilitator working with a flock of injured birds in:
— Sensurround (@ShamashAran) July 30, 2025
"The Goose Steppe" pic.twitter.com/yhLDFDnY89
Yep.
Sydney Sweeney is her lovable loser hometown team's biggest fan. And in a season with everything at stake, they've made her the team manager! Can she bring home the pennant – and be swept off her feet between innings?
— Epicteethus (@EpicTeethus) July 30, 2025
WHITE PRIDE pic.twitter.com/1twFpUCzHU
Sydney Sweeney plays Eva Schmidt, an Air Force pilot forced to return home and run her father's diner. Tune in this Fall for: LUFTWAFFLES pic.twitter.com/y5yFKtYgnt
— Todd Leight (@LeightTweets) July 29, 2025
Ok, gotta stop now.
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Pretty sure all these idiots only send each other their dribble creating a tiny echo chamber within a separate psychotic dimension.
Ya, that’s script writers.