Don’t Jump: The Irish Tour

Biden takes his senility show on the road

The perpetually confused Joe Biden has taken his greatest hits on tour to Ireland.

He visited Carlingford Castle in County Louth, which was touted as Biden’s ancestral homeland.

He pulled out his number one slogan for some Irish fans, telling them not to jump to their deaths from a high point of the building:

He also told “the young people in the audience” at an earlier appearance not to commit suicide during his speech:

It’s never funny, but he says it every where he goes.

Biden also pulled out another of his bangers, the creepy whisper:

Biden also gave the Irish a few ‘wtf is he doing?’ moments.

He spoke to some kids and couldn’t work out what they were asking him until his crackhead son helped him out, prompting the old man to go on a weird wisdom rant:

This is likely why he won’t answer any questions from reporters.

He got excited about a toy airplane:

When he started yelling about his dog it got a little awkward, and he was pulled away:

Earlier, Hunter had to rescue Joe when he got completely confused about where he was going and what he was doing:

Today Biden continues to shuffle around in Ireland but he hasn’t visited the environmental disaster area of East Palestine Ohio yet, despite promising to weeks ago.


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