Video: Jimmy Kimmel Goes On 7 Minute Rant About NOT Being A Pedophile

This is what passes for entertainment now.

Talk show host Jimmy Kimmel spent the opening seven minutes of his show ranting about not being on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, while calling Aaron Rodgers school yard level names for previously suggesting he might be.

Kimmel again dredged up the footage of Rodgers making the quip, which clearly got deep under the host’s skin.

Kimmel claimed that “a lot of delusional people honestly believe I am meeting up with Tom Hanks and Oprah at Shakey’s once a week to eat pizza and drink the blood of children,” claiming that his family is being harassed because of Rodgers.

Kimmel continued, “Either he actually believes my name was going to be on Epstein’s list, which is insane, or the more likely scenario is he doesn’t actually believe that he just said it because he’s mad at me for making fun of his top knot and his lies about being vaccinated.”

He then played a previous clip of himself calling Aaron Rodgers names.

Yes, really.

The rant then continued, “So he saw that, and maybe to retaliate, he decided to insinuate that I am a pedophile. This is how these nuts do it now. You don’t like Trump? You’re a pedophile. It’s their go-to move, and it shows you how much they actually care about pedophilia.”

Kimmel called Rodgers a “hamster-brained man” and said “He genuinely thinks that because God gave him the ability to throw a ball, he’s smarter than everyone else.”

The host then asked for Rodgers to apologise to him, stating  “If he does, do you know what I’ll do? I’ll accept his apology and move on. But he probably won’t do that. My guess is he won’t apologize.”

He then suggested Trump is the real pedo by playing a clip of the former President with Epstein in the early 90s.

This is not comedy. It’s unhinged.

Challenge yourself.

Try to find something genuinely funny in it.

You can’t do it.

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  1. Jimmy Kimmel is a pedophile who belongs in prison for raping children.
    I heard his name IS on the list and the hatred he has for Donald Trump just makes it more obvious, because the Don is going after these human trafficking psychopaths.

    1. “Don is going after these human trafficking psychopaths.”

      🤣🤣

      Don gave his daughter away to a zionist, was friends with the jew epstein, and kisses israels ass at every opportunity.

      And speaking of psychopaths one should look at the footage os israel butchering children by the thousands.

      What does orange zionist fag have to say about that?

      1. I happily watch the slaughter of innocent children that will join Hamas by indoctrination from grade 1 until they graduate and then move on to HAMAS terrorism school. Knowing it drives you crazy is a bonus shiver down leg. The cycle must end.

  2. Funny he is talking about god while he commits blasphemy. The majority of the rich are pedophiles including Jimmy, you cant get to where you are in entertainment without being a pedo. This is now common knowledge.

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