Self-proclaimed ‘Reddit Witches’ are complaining that they are finding it difficult to cast negative spells on Donald Trump because he has “some kind of protection around him.”
Yes, really.
A post on the far-left website appeared in a subreddit called ‘WitchesVsPatriarchy’ and features one of the witches bemoaning the fact that their spells aren’t working on the Donald.
“Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him,” laments the witch.
Reddit "Witches" are trying to cast spells on Trump but they're upset because he has "some kind of protection around him." pic.twitter.com/WdCaAsUTtH
— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) October 22, 2024
She suggests casting a spell against Project 2025 instead, a Heritage Foundation policy document that wasn’t even created by the Trump campaign and which they have disavowed repeatedly.
“But I wouldn’t give the cheeto any more attention right now (He hates to be ignored, right lol)” the witch adds, proving the opposite, that Trump lives in their deranged heads rent free.
The witch then encourages the rest of her coven to perform “uplifting kinds of spells to help Kamala & the Democrats,” which is presumably needed given their increasingly dire poll numbers.
“We can win this!” the witch asserts, before asking that people don’t share her user name after she just posted under her user name on a public forum.
Unfortunately for her, the post later appeared on X and has received over 1.7 million views.
Respondents speculated as to the source of the “protection” around Trump.
“Some kind of protection around him” pic.twitter.com/xBLdOj67xV
— Whey Peat ?? (@WheyPeat) October 22, 2024
"Some kind of protection" pic.twitter.com/ighcPDyHoy
— tuseroni (@tuseroni) October 22, 2024
Reddit witches can but through Shinzo Abe's Mana… pic.twitter.com/kRMOB6Lkq8
— CatGirl Kulak ?? (Anarchonomicon) (@FromKulak) October 22, 2024
« some kind of protection » yeah, you saying, what could that bepic.twitter.com/8k4ZC26WzE
— Fahrenheit Maximalist (@optionvalue) October 22, 2024
I mean ? pic.twitter.com/Fo4JyJUwHD
— Anjie Fowler (@LadyAnjelique) October 22, 2024
https://t.co/4ovgVSazgl pic.twitter.com/2mUfZ5myjW
— Rock solid (@ShitpostRock) October 23, 2024
Trump Derangement Syndrome is still running wild, as shown by our earlier report about a screeching Karen confronting a homeowner on a Ring doorbell.
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Millions of Christians and Jews are praying for Trump and God hears our prayers. A former witch once said that there was a blue bubble around those who’ve been prayed for and their spells couldn’t penetrate it. Jesus is greater than all!
Who do Jews pray to? They are are the word’s greatest, avowed Jesus haters.
“He who hath not the Son hath NOT the Father.
The Jews did not kill Jesus. The Romans did that and for political reasons.
The American people did not try to destroy Trump. The democrats did that and for political reasons.
As the pagan prophet Ba-lam once said, “You can’t curse those God has blessed…”.
There are two possibilities: either the occult is a load of nonsense and this shows how insane the enemy are for believing in it, or the occult is very real and this shows how insane the enemy are for trusting it over the infinite power of Jesus Christ. Either way…
Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
They are harmless, except to themselves and to Harris. Let them be so they can keep hurting her campaign.
Go vote.
Perhaps because spells are useless. Just because a few freaks get naked in the moonlight and burn some candles and eat mushrooms and then do some crazy chanting doesn’t mean their desires are going to be fulfilled.
Ha. I like your description. Naked hags mowing shrooms and chanting. hahaha
As I understand it, casting negative spells will come back at the spell caster 3-fold. Even if (in theory) it works. But, of course it’s all nonsense and means zero in the real world. And zero times 3 is still zero. Nothing these deluded people do matters one wit. Particularly when it comes to so-called spells. The only way they can make it actually “work” is to slip something into the food or drink of the target.
You’d think that if they are noticing this, a light would go on in their head and they’d realize they’re on the losing side of all of this. But the Bible says that in the last days God himself will send a strong delusion to those who don’t love truth.
If they did have such powers they are guilty of attempted assassination. They would also be p.-poor practitioners of the craft. But if one insists on indulging in fantasy desires REMEMBER. stronger magic deflects the effects of the weaker senders magic back to the sender.
It means God is enabling the Secret Service.
Uhhhhhhhhh yeah ? ?
Casting spells is a form of assault and the cackling witch hags should pay with beign burnt at the stake as tradition requires.
As Jesus Christ said “You would have no power over me if it were not given to you from above”.
The fools don’t understand their “arms” are too short to box with God.
They used to burn them at the stake
There definitely is a Trump Derangement Syndrome going on, but really folks, what a disgrace the whole political system has turned into.
JFC! Commies are just so r-worded.
this has to be the most ludicrous BS propaganda yet.
Except it’s not the Trump campaign which put this ‘story’ into the MSM. Comedic gold, though.