Two Democratic State Representatives in Ohio have introduced legislation that would see men fined for ejaculating if they don’t intend on having a baby.
Yes, this is real. It sounds insane because it is.
Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade brought forward the bill which they’ve named the ‘Conception Begins at Erection Act’.
Ohio 19 News reports that Men would be charged with a felony under the law if they engage in unprotected sex without the intent of impregnation.
Men would be charged $1,000 for the first offense, $5,000 for the second offense and $10,000 for any offense after under the legislation.
NEW: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025
The bill was brought forward by Democratic State reps Anita Somani and Tristan Rade.
Men would be charged with a felony under… pic.twitter.com/yKb7Q1rZIY
The lawmakers acknowledge that the bill is utterly stupid, saying the intent is to “call out the hypocrisy” of “bills that regulate women’s bodies.”
In an op-ed, Somani wrote “I know how ludicrous my bill sounds,” adding “What I am doing is making a point.”
“Is my bill offensive because it dares to attack men? Maybe, but again, as an OB/GYN, I’m against regulating anyone’s reproductive rights,” she continues, adding “as representatives, we are here to work for you, not for special interests like the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 or the Center for Christian Virtues.”
This is just a publicity stunt to promote abortion-on-demand.
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) February 14, 2025
Perhaps the funniest thing about this entire debacle is that exceptions under the law would include people “ejaculating in the LGBTQ community,” as well as sperm donation, and masturbation.
Yes, come again. But only for the LGBTQ community, apparently.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 14, 2025
Nut Patrol.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025
Be careful, Josh. Nut Patrol is going to come after you.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) February 13, 2025
Is everything the Democrats plan to do over the next 4 years going to be considered "satirical"?
— SheepDog Society LLC (@SDSLLC_USA) February 14, 2025
Is our government just a joke to them?
Just when you think they can’t get any more ridiculous…..Dems say “hold my beer” ???
— Keith Luschei (@The_Right_Keith) February 14, 2025
Seriously, are there not more pressing problems in Ohio? How are things going in East Palestine, for example ?
This is almost as stupid as the Democrat who sterilised herself to protest President Trump’s non-existent powers to ban abortions.
Democrats are not serious people. They’re never winning anything again until they realise this and sweep out the infestation of TDS suffering DEI brain addled lunatics.
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Does this mean Jeffrey Toobin needs to have his cheque book ‘handy’ during zoom calls?
The hate America Leftists Democrats, so hierarchal, so arrogant deluding themselves now meet MAGA and it’s engineer and get their come-uppens in time. Vindictive, petulant, liberal, minded people that never have enough until they force your head under water to bully. Make no mistake, these are the people who start wars, light fires and pull alarms to report the drama. They kept poking the silent majority and awakened MAGA.
Just be happy you live in America, a unique Constitutional Republic that’s law abiding citizenry protects democracy from cannibalizing itself with unfettered victimhood and meaningless “equity” (Socialist shared misery) for the 49% not in power. No, America is not defined as a democracy just because we vote, because as we have seen, the Democrats have no problem disenfranchising the vote to suit themselves and their comrades, not citizens.
This is a blatant attack on the trans community and LGBT rights…
Nothing more than an institutional attempt to criminalize trans women, incarcerate them, and completely remove them from society…
Experts also claim that the plain language of the bill, (which differs from the publicized narrative), potentially criminalizes many other members of the LGBTQIAA+++ community by insufficient distinction regarding “ejaculation”, fully encompassing the medical phenomenon known as “female ejaculation”, or “orgasmic incontinence”…
This blatant attack on the trans community is the greatest threat posed in the history of the trans community, and clearly is a violation of federal hate crime laws, and the Constitution…
Great, you have reincarnated your hero Marx and his friendame Fascist that do his dirty work. You know Marx very well, the intellectual leech that just kept dicing words until it made sense to the lunatics that deny humanity the opportunity to address the fact that we are flawed and must chose logical sense without going to extremes to suit a few.
Marx cleverly usurped notoriety among the far out Left of humanity, the hierarchal minded who fool no one with common sense. He knew his name dropping academics would buy him a meal or pay his rent so the leech kept going, using “victimhood” as his platform, throwing shit against the wall knowing some of it will stick because there are fools born every day, and when they become cabals they start wars, and Marx loved tearing down the institutions in his image.
No, this is not an attack on anyone. You just cannot let go of mining for virtue and notoriety and being proven wrong as if the authority is all yours, hierarchal minded, you at the top fighting for the poor victims that chose to believe themselves so, but once the so called victims were acknowledged, you in your virtue signaling money grifting NGO scheme to rip off taxpayers decided to shove it down everyone else’s throats. Ah, no!
Ironically, until the 80’s impregnating a woman out-of-wedlock was a criminal act in most states. Laws making it a civil action (for support of the child) came in the late seventies. Also ironically, it was only a criminal act for the man, not for the woman who was impregnated, regardless of consent.
Totally false…
Translation: These bitches sure do love their baby murder ;-D
Wait – “Conception begins at ejaculation”? We’ve been saying that for a long time. They are finally acknowledging that life, begins at conception!
Tell me guys, did your wife laugh as hard as mine did? Especially at that male cuck who is bringing the bill forward. Paul N above makes a pretty good comment about this absurdity.
I think a similar bill should be proposed to women charging them for producing an egg each month. How dare they just feel they can produce a child when our overlords are unaware of this means of production.
The condom industry will rise in outrage and spew forth condemnation against those two dick-wads.
Sounds like they have morning wood on the brain. Check their internet history.
Pervs with curves.