Now Nancy Pelosi has finally retired from Congress, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has a suggestion for what she should do in the twilight of her career.
He wants her to run the State’s pension fund.
Does Florida have any vodka distilleries? That could sweeten the deal.
— Paul A. Szypula ?? (@Bubblebathgirl) November 10, 2025
DeSantis’ quip is based on the fact that Pelosi has a return of almost seventeen thousand percent on her stock market investments.
The New York Post notes:
Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her husband made at least $130 million in stock profits over the course of the California Democrat’s 37 years in Congress — a staggering return of 16,930%.
Pelosi, 85, announced this week she will retire when her term ends in January 2027.
The San Francisco pol became famous as the first woman to wield the speaker’s gavel, and infamous for her exceptional stock market returns.
I would love some financial advice from Pelosi, or maybe a stock tip or two. https://t.co/HJKUEO9uhl
— TEEBO (@TnSmokey81) November 10, 2025
She has outperformed the Dow:
?JUST IN!: According to the NY Post, Nancy Pelosi's return on her stock OUTPERFORMED THE DOW by 17,000% for raking in 133 million from 1987-2025!!
— Michelle #AmericaFirst (@MichelleRM68) November 9, 2025
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?? She OUTPERFORMED the damn DOW? This is EXACTLY why Americans hate D.C. & nothing will be done!!? pic.twitter.com/YdK5TMgN4V
And Warren Buffet:
It really says something when her ROI is higher than Warren Buffett's….
— EK ? (@EK_2C4M) November 10, 2025
But many are adamant that when she’s no longer in Congress, Pelosi’s portfolio may not do as well.
Not if she no longer has inside information.
— phil beisel (@pbeisel) November 10, 2025
— Michael Goodwyn (@MBGoodwyn) November 10, 2025
She’s not really into it:
TAPPER: "I want to give you a chance just to respond. Trump accused you of insider trading."
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 30, 2025
PELOSI: "That's ridiculous. I very much support the stop the trading of members of Congress…I'm not into it, my husband is."
pic.twitter.com/NnICOfCX7C
But doesn’t support banning lawmakers from getting into it.
In 2021 Pelosi rejected a ban on stock trading by lawmakers. It's going to be funny to see Pelosi come out strongly against The Pelosi Act.pic.twitter.com/oz0R04Ydrx
— MAZE (@mazemoore) April 28, 2025
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We fret over shoplifters … nicking some crisps … when Pelosi is nicking $ hundreds of millions. CA limits shoplifting to under $1,000 … but Pelosi’s shoplifting is limited to $1 Billion
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Comey investigated Martha Steward for a whole lot less and that investigation put her in jail for lying about it as I recall. Nanny deserves no less. Fine the bee itch so her family does not continue to live in luxury while everyone else suffered. I don’t care if she is older than dirt or she got away with it for decades. The only reason it was not higher profits was because Paulie had his bell rung with a hammer.