The state of Colorado has released a weird promotional video in an attempt to woo tourists that combines traditional rugged Americana imagery with woke transgender nonsense.
The ad, titled “We Only Look Square,” features a (presumably lesbian) woman on horseback dressed in somewhat traditional rancher clothing, but instead of waving Old Glory, she’s holding a progressive Pride flag and eyeing up another cow girl.
The voice over says “Colorado sides are anything but straight.”
Colorado State released an ad titled “We Only Look Square” featuring a woman on horseback waving the progressive pride flag to promote tourism.
— I Meme Therefore I Am ?? (@ImMeme0) September 3, 2025
If you don’t align with the progressives’ lunacy, what are your thoughts? pic.twitter.com/Qv7rkzRqNk
This begs the question…
What kind of tourism do they want?
— Sputnik?? (@VasBroughtToX) September 3, 2025
Does the state really think this is the best way to attract the most amount of people to visit?
They already are. You can't go anywhere without seeing the alphabet mafia flag.
— Jack Burton (@MAG_TX2CO) September 4, 2025
By pandering to a tiny percentage of the population and alienating everyone else?
When did Business schools start training people that alienating 95% of your customer base in order to cater to – at best – 5% of potential customers was smart? I just don't get it.
— Mark DeBenon (@MarkDeBenon) September 3, 2025
They’re completely captured.
There leadership aren't the best or brightest. Colorado keeps voting for them so not much we can do but laugh at the idiots running the state
— J Carter (@JCarter1083765) September 3, 2025
What genius was behind this?
"Come to Colorado, where we are all cult members praying to the pride flag."
— Isaac (@IcedViews) September 3, 2025
That's the message this sends out.
The odd juxtaposition of the imagery betrays the fact that they realise going full woke is no longer an option, but they just can’t let go yet.
The woke mob has discovered that ads like Jaguar made are repulsive and no one likes them.
— Rob Coates ?? (@LuckyHippie926) September 3, 2025
So they tried something more American.
“Deep narrator voice. Classic rock music in the background. Horses. is that whisky..”
They want to embrace American culture while still being woke. pic.twitter.com/Au9SWRoBIB
Colorado is about to go broke.
Well, we may be looking at the first state to get the Bud Lite treatment.
— Kool-aid Hair Conservative (@MasonA313) September 4, 2025
Embarrassing.
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..are u sure that was a ‘woman’ in the vid?
Keep your back to the wall. Don’t drop the soap.
Traveling across the country, I make sure I have enough food, water and fuel to make it all the way through Colorado without stopping.
Well, that is crossed off my vacation list.
“Our sides only look straight … we’re anything but straight”?
And here I thought our country couldn’t slide any further into depravity than when that fake woman transgendered freak flopped out his fake breasts on the White House lawn? Evidently not.
In a related story … Trump just MOVED our Space Forces OUT of Colorado. Congrats Mr. President!
Modern women in general and Lesbians in particular have an unnatural Freudian attraction to horses.
“Is this the gayest state ever?”
I wouldn’t even drive through Colorado at this point.
“Come to Colorado and have gay sex!!!”
What else could it mean?
And let your FREAK flag fly? Your mutant flag.
Industry bolting as we speak. You can probably get .75 cents on the dollar for your house if you sell within the next month. Businesses are screwed.
See? Cali and Colo start with the same letter.
And both are a HARD ‘C’ sound … like all the men at our gay bars … always hard. See! I can write gay sex tourism ads too! Just be simplistic and nasty!
Would not temp me.