Modern Women Are Doomed

The past is a foreign country.

Beauty standards really have changed.

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  1. ..pffft..that opening sounded like Howard Stern. i’ve NEVER cared what Stern has to say. reminds me of an episode from the Twilight Zone..

  2. Most of those men were not that impressive. Mr slouching smirker in the baggy t or the barely there ‘stache…nope…just not that impressive. Not sure I saw anyone that looked like skiing material nor SCUBA enthusiasts.

    1. Uh … she JUST learned scuba diving. So when I take her diving she’ll take an hour and half to get geared up … then have to surface 6x because she can’t breathe correctly … and the entire trip will be ruined. And she’s skied for 2-years which means she’s been twice. Again, an hour and a half to get geared up and each bunny run will take 40 minutes as she falls and skis backward … another miserable afternoon.

      Her very proud proclamations of outdoor prowess was actually a giant FLASHING RED WARNING light. No wonder she had no takers. And that VOICE!!! Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!! Run rabbit run!!

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