The Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad has expanded into a now week long torrent of TikTok woke death rattle screechery… but this nugget of pink lunacy marks a whole new level of insane.
This grand overthem is calling out lesser virtue signalling underlings for not appearing or acting woke enough when they post their deranged rantings about everything being Hitler.
This Ganondorf of guardianism actually pops up behind itself to make a point that all those pointing out that the “good jeans” ad is really fascist eugenics propaganda are right, but they are not doing it well enough.
Can’t even tell if this is a parody or not. If it is, it’s brilliant. If it isn’t, this is surely the final boss of woke lunacy. pic.twitter.com/dzlIsIR2xM
— m o d e r n i t y (@ModernityNews) July 31, 2025
That’s because they’re not wearing masks in “an ongoing pandemic,” and they’re helping kill disabled people of color with a “more normalised kind” of eugenics by…making their videos, or something.
Let's talk more about normalized eugenics- abortion, on demand, any reason. Don't want a daughter? Abortion. Likelihood of autism or downs? Abortion. Happy to have sex with someone of a certain melanin content but don't want their kid? Abortion.
— Asha'Man Jedi (@mhaelkatarn) July 30, 2025
Just look at it. What the hell is that house?
Nightmarish, alternate reality after a Woketard gets impregnated by a Teletubby. https://t.co/Fc0AQ8j7cz
— Tim Drug Hell (@DrugTim) July 30, 2025
Is it real? Surely it’s constructed backdrop.
What in the explosive Pepto Bismol happened here?
— Jefferson's Rage (@JeffersonsRage) July 30, 2025
She/They/It looks like being on the set of Squid Game, or Rainbow, or The Firefly Fun House.
Choose your cultural reference.
Pee Wee's Playhouse was a kid's entertainment show, not a life plan… ?
— Safing Sector (@Gplavallee72) July 30, 2025
The entire thing is made more endgame mental by the fact that it’s clearly dubbed.
Is that this thing’s real voice? Is it AI?
Is this all a parody? If so it’s absolute genius.
This is why comedy is dead. You can't make up satire as reality is like, hold my beer
— Redneck Rogue Elf, ? Whisperer (@TheRogue_Elf) July 30, 2025
Apparently it isn’t though.
I checked this creator on TikTok and looked at the rest of her stuff to make sure this wasn’t fake before posting bc it’s pretty on the nose, but yep, she appears to be real.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) July 31, 2025
It’s definitely too unhinged to be a parody.
I checked for her on TikTok before I posted and she is real.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) July 31, 2025
There are so few of these specimens left in the wild that have managed to ascended to this advanced evolutionary stage.
side note but there is something comforting to me about this "kind" of person still existing. they feel like an artifact from a very specific window in time.
— pagliacci the hated ? (@Slatzism) July 30, 2025
like an ornithologist finally filming a rare bird previously thought to be extinct – “YES there's still one out there!”
Remarkable to witness.
Kind of reminds of the Japanese soldiers living in a cave for 30 years unaware that the war was over.
— OffTheClock1959 (@OffTheClock_59) July 31, 2025
This has to be the peak conclusion, the omega apex, the capstone culmination of the mind virus, doesn’t it?
This is who calls you a nazi online https://t.co/SG2h4BYoTw
— Ace Gordon (@AceGordon) July 30, 2025
After basically calling everyone, including it’s contemporaries, a murderous eugenicist, it gives a casual wave and an upbeat “bye” as if coming to the final chorus of ‘the wheels on the bus go round and round’.
If I was the campaign manager for somebody who wants to win in 2026 or 2028 my ad would be my candidate watching this video on his phone, then looking at the camera and saying “HUH?”
— Evan Hoffman (@EvanHoffman) July 31, 2025
Truly staggering.
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..wowwee! what psyche meds is this chick on?
Whatever psych meds she’s on, it’s obvious her dosages need to be increased.
The singularity of wokedom.
When times get hard, these useless freak will be the first to drop off the earth.
Must admit … I miss the good old days when these FREAKS would be bullied out of such nonsense. Now … they are protected in cages … like animals in a zoo.
Unfortunately, their are still herds of them out there, living all around us. Note the herd that entered Epping. just as an example.