Chuck Schumer announced to the world Wednesday afternoon that the “Trump slump” had arrived and that there would be no reprieve from it.
Chuck Schumer claims "the Trump slump is upon us now" as the stock market SKYROCKETS ? pic.twitter.com/m8q0ec6r3l
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) April 9, 2025
Literally as Chuckie was still speaking, Trump announced the pause in tariffs and the stock market exploded into the green, registering record high gains, and increases not seen since 2008.
This aged quicker than Dave at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey. https://t.co/OqPYddf1bq
— m o d e r n i t y (@ModernityNews) April 9, 2025
Imagine giving this speech as everyone in the background is cheering the historic upswing of the stock markets.
— Steve (@ncslumdawg) April 9, 2025
Hilarious.
Sorry, Chuck
— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) April 9, 2025
Wrong again
If this is what a slump is under Trump, imagine what prosperity looks like.
The "Trump slump" in question. pic.twitter.com/yi6jWFc2CI
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) April 9, 2025
Democrats are so lost, Trump could point up and they’d say he was pointing down.
Seriously, it does not get more classic Trump than this.
— Sheri Herman (@SheriHerman19) April 9, 2025
They have no idea what to do.
— Another Jennifer (@jmac81547) April 9, 2025
You can almost have sympathy for them.
Trump is beating these guys so much it sounds like applause.
— Senator Beauregard Claghorn (@SenBeauClaghorn) April 9, 2025
Time for a new talking point software update.
— Retard Finder (@IfindRetards) April 9, 2025
Who you gonna listen to? Tampon Tim and his buddies or the guy who told you to buy the morning of the biggest gains in seventeen years?
Imagine being short $TSLA today….
— Nic Cruz Patane (@niccruzpatane) April 9, 2025
FAFO. pic.twitter.com/nJkPCbEUFF
Perhaps the funniest thing about all of this is that Schumer has for decades been advocating the exact thing Trump is doing now to China with tariffs.
Suddenly he’s dead against it though.
?REPORTER: "Schumer and Pelosi—they’ve been talking about tariffs for decades. How come when these Democrat elites want tariffs, everything’s hunky-dory, but when President Trump wants tariffs, all hell breaks loose?"
— Unlimited L's (@unlimited_ls) April 9, 2025
TRUMP: "I love this guy, whoever the hell that is." pic.twitter.com/zRLBpwS60K
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Yellen was eating shrooms in China and Joe slept on the beach for 4 years.
Deer in the headlights on November 5th 2024.