Elon: DOGE Found Something “So Crazy I Had To Read It Several Times Before It Sank In”

Time travel?

Head of The Department for Government Efficiency Elon Musk says that they discovered something so beyond comprehension that he had to read it over several times before he could wrap his head around it.

On Wednesday, DOGE announced findings from an initial survey of unemployment insurance claims dating back to 2020, uncovering three unbelievable statistics relating to unemployment fraud.

DOGE found $382 million worth of employment benefits fraud, but that wasn’t the craziest thing:

  • 24,500 people over 115 years old claimed $59 million in benefits.
  • 28,000 people under the age of five claimed $254 million in benefits.
  • 9,700 people with birth dates over 15 years in the future claimed $69 million in benefits. In one case, a person with a birthday in 2154 who claimed $41,000 in benefits.

People born in the future?

Are they time travellers?

“Your tax dollars were going to pay fraudulent unemployment claims for fake people born in the future!” Musk reiterated.

Presumably this was the “horrible” thing that Trump referenced earlier in the week.

As the discoveries of fraud continue, people want to start seeing arrests and prosecutions.

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  1. Thats weird, I dont see any of the aipac money that is being fed to the heads of the security agencies there since the greyzone released recordings of aipac reps bragging about them as ‘lifelines’. Did doge ever find the missing 100 bn that was meant to have gone to zalenski yet? Or did they find the missing 5tn the pentagon ‘mislaid’? This is a look over here instead article.

    1. Washington’s SOP (standard operating procedure) is one kabuki theater act after another. I’ve got 5 bucks that says not a single whale will be prosecuted.

      I’ve got another 5 bucks that says Trump will repurpose these crimes and corruption to send money, favors and assets to his family, friends and fellow zionist assholes.

      1. John, im not one for losing my money. You are correct. In everything, its always the rich cliques who win. Anything they say you can guarantee the opposite is true or its projection.

  2. Arrest all those involved and give them jail time – otherwise, there’s no deterrent. Name and shame. Modify the system so that it can’t happen again

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