Top 10 WTF? Moments Of 2024

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We take a look back at some of the most bizarre moments of what has been, lets face it a fucking bizarre year.

  1. Woke Olympics 

The opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics featured a naked dude painted blue, drag queens, and an obese satan worshipper. The entire group mocked Christianity by ‘reenacting’ The Last Supper. Of course they did. 

As if that wasn’t enough, two individuals with XY chromosomes won gold medals in the women’s boxing. 

In each phase of the competition they took joy in pummelling women from around the world.



Swimmers at the games were also forced to train and compete in the grossly polluted river Seine despite swimming in it being banned since 1923 due to the poor water quality and health hazards.

  1. Biden Wears a MAGA hat

After being ousted in a coup by the Democratic Party and replaced with Kamala Harris, Joe Biden visited a fire station in Wisconsin and decided to wear a Trump hat with a big grin on his face. He then took the hat home as a souvenir of a great day. 

  1. Kids paraded around Spain in nipple tassels for pride

Disturbing footage emerged of children in Spain being paraded around the streets of the country’s ‘LGBTQ capital’ wearing nipple attire and lingerie.

The video revealed the children being instructed to mimick adults performing provocative gyrating gestures through the streets of an Alicante town in front of onlooking adult bystanders.

  1. Transgender Space Force colonel says using pronouns in emails will help win wars

During a speech to the U.S. Air Force, transgender Space Force Col. Bree Fram demanded everyone use pronouns in their emails as a way to enhance “winning war fighting strategies”.

  1. Biden advisors threaten to “beat the shit” out of staffers who don’t keep quiet

A prominent Democrat told CNN that Biden’s advisors threatened White House staffers, saying they would “beat the shit out” of anyone who said anything about Biden’s health that ran contrary to their narrative following the disastrous debate performance that eventually led to him being ousted.

  1. An actual zombie

An individual in California was seen waving around a severed human leg he’d found and appearing to take bites out of it. What the actual fuck?

  1. Jaguar rebrands with a they/them advert that looks like something out of Dune

Jaguar abandoned their iconic cat logo, and their car, and replaced them with some non binary people in bright coloured clothing to make an inclusive activist statement.

  1. Doritos hired a self described pedophile as a brand ambassador

Oily GMO tortilla chip brand Doritos faced widespread backlash after some marketing genius within the Spanish arm of the company decided to hire a non-binary transgender person who appeared to have previously endorsed pedophilia.

  1. Scientific journal publishes a fake AI generated paper about a rat with a giant penis 

A leading scientific journal was humiliated after it published a completely fake paper, purportedly written by Chinese researchers, which contained AI generated images of a rat with a penis bigger than its own body.

  1. Biden replaces Easter Sunday

The pudding brained president ignored perhaps the most significant day in the Christian calendar and instead chose to celebrate ‘transgender day of visibility’.

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  1. So basically every insane thing about 2024 was about far left extreme woke cult being pushed down our throats nearly every single day….
    And then it lost them the election…
    I also noticed that more people as a result converted or reverted to Catholicism or Christianity.
    Jesus Christ is King of kings and Lord of lords.

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  2. 11. NATO authorizes use of long range missiles from Ukraine against Russia that has a stockpile of over 6000 nukes.

    1. The country with seeming unlimited population to pour into a meat grinder who has a bigger economy and way more people and weapons attacked a country that ALL the brilliant j@ck0ffs at the pentagon said would lose Ukraine in 3 weeks and now 3 years later are mired in WW1 trench warfare and calling for help from another slant eyed j@ck0ff from NOKO is threatening to use its nukes. Oh dear I quake in fear at their might….NOT, Had pudding brain bribem not mismanaged this by slow walking aid this mess and telling them mot to use it,,,this mess would be settled..as would gaza lebanon and that stone aged collection of m0r0ns in yeman.

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