As we end the bizarre year that was 2024, we are taking a look back, because there’s been a lot to unpack.
Firstly, there has been plenty of stuff to keep us amused in 2024. Lets take a look. Click through to review the stories.
- Biden sits at a tiny tiny desk on a fake White House set.
In September, Biden got back from a TWO WEEK beach vacation and proceeded to sit at this tonka toy desk on a fake White House set to give a speech of no significance whatsoever.
Then he was placed there again the following month, this time with a handler on a separate tiny desk behind him.
Nothing could sum up his presidency better.
- The State Department offers staffers therapy sessions after Trump’s landslide election win
The Biden administration organised literal cope and seethe sessions for employees who couldn’t handle that Trump won the election on November 5th.
At least two “therapy and listening sessions“ were funded with taxpayer dollars, with one described as a “cry session” by the State Department.
Delicious.
- Biden bureaucrats can’t get jobs
Biden Administration bureaucrats complained they are “depressed” because they can’t find new jobs, and members of Biden’s “national security team” whinged that they face taking “unglamorous jobs” with pay cuts as Trump prepares to dismantle the deep state.
Cry harder. Hilarious.
- Witches complain they can’t cast spells on Trump
Two weeks before the election, self-proclaimed ‘Reddit Witches’ complained that they were finding it difficult to cast negative spells on Donald Trump because he had “some kind of protection around him.”
Cue the memes.
- Trump’s ear conspiracy
Ten days after President Trump miraculously survived an assassination attempt, he sat for an interview without the large bandage he had been wearing over the ear where he was struck by a bullet.
Because he still had an ear, leftists decided that it was further proof he had staged the entire thing. You can only laugh at these complete morons.
- Beyoncé doesn’t perform… twice
In August TMZ claimed that Beyoncé would perform at the DNC and the corporate media ran with it. Democrats did nothing to dispel the rumour, probably because it was the only way they could get anyone to tune in.
Beyoncé did not turn up and her people were forced to issue a statement clarifying that it was never scheduled and she had not been asked to perform.
Just over a week before the election it was announced that Beyoncé would appear at Kamala Harris’ big final rally. Surely she would perform there right? No. She walked out and gave a three minute speech about being a mum… or something.
Unsurprisingly, this did nothing to help Kamala and no one voted for her.
It later emerged that Harris’ campaign had paid Beyoncé 10 million dollars for this.
Fucking hilarious.
- The Media doesn’t get why everyone hates them
On MSNBC’s Morning Joe, which has lost almost half its audience in a matter of weeks, the hosts and talking heads desperately debated why no one is watching them anymore.
They seemed utterly bewildered as to why people have stopped watching them and instead get their information from X and “online influencers,” complaining “I don’t know how we make ourselves relevant again.”
Just days after this, Joe and Mika shamelessly announced they had taken it upon themselves to travel to Mar-a-Lago to kiss Trump’s ring and heal their rift.
They still have next to no viewers.
- ‘Trump groped me’ story backfires
The left attempted to amplify a claim by an Obama activist that she had hung out with Jeffrey Epstein 30 years ago and they visited Donald Trump, who then groped her.
The story was so ridiculous that it caused the phrase #KamalaGropedMe to trend and only helped Trump’s campaign more.
- Democratic political analyst mocked for buying champagne and laughing at Trump supporters before the election
A Democratic political analyst faced mockery after she posted a video before the election results came in talking about how she laughed at a Trump-supporting liquor store worker as she bought champagne, telling him Kamala was definitely going to win.
Glorious.
- Western whore
A western woman living in Japan complained that when she wore clothes that made her look “hot” for the gym, Japanese people treated her like a “whore”.
Maybe it’s because she looks like one. ?
Excellent work Japan.
Honourable mentions:
Dinosaurs have a long storied LGBTQ history and birds are queer.
Honestly.
Fireplace gets more viewers than Don Lemon
More people tuned into a video of a fireplace than Don Lemon’s livestream after Elon Musk decided he didn’t want the former CNN clown presenting a show on X.
One was a fake scene playing out on people’s TVs, the other was the fireplace.
Brilliant.
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Sideshow Bob’s (Karine Jean-Pierre) lies, and fear of the truth, should have received an honorable mention!
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Great list. The thing that both surprised me and got the biggest laugh was Trump’s landslide win. Harris and her party lost in every way possible – the electoral college, the popular vote, the House, and the Senate, and they lost on many moral, ethical, and social levels.
I like the list. You should definitely do one of these every December, but you should make it a New Years thing. You never know, the Democrats still have over a week left to make total fools of themselves.
God bless and Merry Christmas to you guys and to your many readers.
While it is fun to watch performative TDS from a distance, being close to those maledicting can be dangerous. Nothing more violent than a commie whose world has been turned upside down.
try a scorned liberal woman….
Running Joe was a huge brain fart but running the Cackling Hyena is inexplicable.
Rumors are the campaign was sabotaged internally. Staff needed jobs after the mess.