Joe Biden finally visited East Palestine Ohio, more than a year after the toxic train derailment, but he was barely able to read a scripted speech and his handlers rapidly ended the appearance, shooing reporters away after just six minutes.
While the Mayor of East Palestine spoke, Biden fumbled around in his pockets, and looked completely lost:
When he took the podium, Biden claimed that his people had been on the ground within hours of the disaster a year ago, a claim that everyone knows is just completely untrue:
A few minutes before he went home, Biden vowed that he wasn’t going home “until the job is done,” or something:
Biden’s brain then completely malfunctioned again:
He spent most of the time slurring gibberish and wiping his nose:
When it was over after a few minutes, he answered no questions while his handlers kicked reporters out of the room:
He now also needs a Secret Service agent watching his every step in case he trips over:
The people of East Palestine let Biden know what they think of his timely visit:
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The DNC are literally crapping their panties now. They know they’re going to have to do a swap.
Russia Today asked White House for an interview with Biden.
This could be comedy gold. Would surpass “Uganta TV why are you gay” interview.