#benchday: Big Day For Brits As Government Allows Them To Sit On Park Benches

“All bitches born after March 8th know is sit on bench and have coffee”

People in Britain have expressed excitement and gratitude en mass to the government for allowing them to once again sit on park benches next to another person from today.

In terms of historical British victories for freedom, it’s surely up there with VE day and the signing of the Magna Carta.

Let the celebrations begin:

https://twitter.com/aka_willbodie/status/1368839196274737152
https://twitter.com/LloydP91/status/1368854942463721474
https://twitter.com/LloydP91/status/1368867361713950722
https://twitter.com/maisieaisie/status/1368874713531957249
https://twitter.com/m7777777_f/status/1368871070212751363
https://twitter.com/skepticalzebra/status/1368846462717730816
https://twitter.com/BraincoralMusic/status/1368839572495495169
https://twitter.com/alj_/status/1368512257223720966
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