Hilarious: Trump Admin. Engages In Hostile Takeover Of BlueSky Purely To Troll Deranged Leftists

The Trump White House has joined the leftist BlueAnon cesspool known as Bluesky in a move purely designed to troll lunatic TDS sufferers with a “greatest hits” video.

“What’s up, Bluesky?” the White House post states, adding “We thought you might’ve missed some of our greatest hits, so we put this together for you. Can’t wait to spend more quality time together!”

The video, which begins with Trump announcing “My fellow Americans, our movement is far from over, in fact, our fight has only just begun,” features clips including the portrait of Joe Biden’s autopen which hangs on the Presidential wall of fame, as well as a meme of House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) wearing a sombrero.

We realized everyone over at Bluesky probably wasn't seeing our content.

So we decided to fix that.

Here are some of our greatest hits all in one place. Enjoy ???? pic.twitter.com/v6SdrMIWtW

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 17, 2025

The video also shows Trump entering the White House with a caption that reads “Daddy’s Home,” as well as a map showing the change from the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

What's up, Bluesky? We thought you might've missed some of our greatest hits, so we put this together for you. Can't wait to spend more quality time together! ????

— The White House (@whitehouse-47.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:21:24.404Z

The Department of War and the State Department, the DNI and the DHS, among other departments have also joined the platform.

The DOW wrote “THE MOST POWERFUL MILITARY IN THE WORLD IS NOW ON BLUESKY,” adding “Hey @schumer.senate.gov — maybe it’s time you thank PRESIDENT TRUMP and SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH for making sure EVERY military kid still has health care during your Democrat Shutdown.”

The Department of War is now on Bluesky! pic.twitter.com/O5UPdUsSSY

— DOW Rapid Response (@DOWResponse) October 18, 2025

The State Department announced “Hello, Bluesky! We heard this is a great place to have an open and honest dialogue, so we’re here to talk about how the Democrat shutdown is undermining our country on the world stage.”

We heard Bluesky is a great place to research visa revocations ?

Give us a follow: https://t.co/ycxhRAAR51 https://t.co/jNWWxrSKER

— Department of State (@StateDept) October 17, 2025

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Follow @ODNIgov on Bluesky!https://t.co/vtfh6hvtne https://t.co/2hSUuqaQ8f pic.twitter.com/ZZN2KKH82K

— Office of the DNI (@ODNIgov) October 17, 2025

EVERYONE needs to know about how @POTUS is delivering HISTORIC WINS for American Workers.

That’s why we’re taking the America First message to Bluesky!

Give us a follow, Patriots ?? https://t.co/7KrMGreY1K https://t.co/YM0RMWJCRu

— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) October 17, 2025

We want to make sure EVERYONE can see how President Trump is unleashing American energy dominance!

So we joined BlueSky ? Give us a follow. https://t.co/z0jR5FnmVb

— U.S. Department of Energy (@ENERGY) October 17, 2025

Schumer’s shutdown is affecting every American family: left, right, and middle. That’s why we joined Bluesky.

Follow us: https://t.co/gs57JJvn3Q https://t.co/HSUawZd0fB

— Treasury Department (@USTreasury) October 18, 2025

Now you can learn about capitalism on Bluesky…follow SBA at https://t.co/FY5Imarnt0.

“Capitalism, by its very nature, fosters opportunity and growth, allowing individuals with vision and drive to create small businesses that can change the world.”
— Milton Friedman https://t.co/hQwcOwPCr0

— Kelly Loeffler (@SBA_Kelly) October 17, 2025

Trump supporters have a suggestion of where this idea came from.

"make accounts for every federal department on Bluesky the day before their public tantrum, father" https://t.co/uVsZJRoOsI pic.twitter.com/43rUXALzbQ

— Whale Psychiatrist ™? (@k_ovfefe2) October 17, 2025

lueCry losers are absolutely losing their shit over the development.

You’re a traitor and never forget all kings must face the wrath of the people

— Jason (@couj.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:39:51.450Z

This administration is a sh1t stain in the history books.

— iPaulyPaul (@ipaulypaul.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:40:16.732Z

Fuck you

— Big Al (@abomb.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:47:54.528Z

Wow, amazing come back.

Don’t you already have several facist-loving social media sites to spread your lies?

— (@grendel23.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:53:14.204Z

Call a waaaaambulance.

Why are you here? To spread more of your trash memes and aggressive rhetoric?

— (@sumninja33.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:52:21.146Z

To annoy you.

Eat shit, you treasonous cumstains on the fabric of reality.

— Hallows and Horror Scenes ?? (@unreasonable-man.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:56:48.725Z

Run home to mommy.

Go back to storm front you Nazi cucks

— ????????? (@akifirebird.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:41:37.572Z

Everyone I don’t like is Hitler.

Shit for brains along with shit for ethics, #somuchwinning that we're sick of it already.No Kings.

— Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise (@boboinparadise.bsky.social) 2025-10-17T21:53:20.186Z

Shit shit shit… blah blah waaaaaaaa.

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