Pathetic talk show host Jimmy Kimmel is apparently plotting an escape from President Trump’s second term like he’s auditioning for a remake of The Italian Job—only with less charisma than Mark Wahlberg and more whining.
In a recent appearance on The Sarah Silverman Podcast, Kimmel revealed that he’s secured Italian citizenship, seemingly as a contingency plan amid his ongoing meltdown over Trump’s return to the White House.
Silverman kicked off the discussion by noting, “A lot of people I know are thinking about where they can get citizenship and stuff,” to which Kimmel casually replied, “I do have Italian, I did get Italian citizenship.”
Jimmy Kimmel says he got his Italian citizenship to possibly escape Trump pic.twitter.com/m8wihYm3fB
— Chief Nerd (@TheChiefNerd) August 9, 2025
Silverman responded, “You do? Oh that’s amazing!” Kimmel then dove into his despair, adding, “And what’s going on is as bad as you thought it was gonna be…” before Silverman interjected, “Way worse. It’s so much worse.”
The conversation veered into Kimmel admitting he occasionally Googles “Trump regrets or MAGA regret” just to see disillusioned supporters, clinging to some faint hope that it might “bring people together.”
It’s classic Kimmel theatre – rampant Trump Derangement Syndrome on full display, clutching his Italian passport like a life raft while drowning in his own melodrama.
Kimmel’s grand Italian getaway plan highlights just how irrelevant he’s become in the post-Trump entertainment landscape.
Kimmel’s Italian exit strategy is less about pulling off a slick heist like The Italian Job and more about fleeing a sinking talk show ship. Once a staple of late-night TV, his shtick of endless anti-Trump rants has worn thin, alienating half his audience and leaving him scrambling for relevance.
With Stephen Colbert already axed for his own endless TDS-fueled monologues, Kimmel might be next—perhaps trading his Hollywood studio for a Vespa in Naples, delivering pizzas to tourists who won’t recognize him.
After all, who better to sling margheritas than a guy whose career has been as cheesy and overbaked as his political takes?
Buon viaggio, Jimmy—don’t let the bloody doors hit you on the way out.
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Just what Italy needs…another worthless immigrant.
Those two hypocrisy laden fascist lefty’s used to be a couple….. now they do an “interview” with each other and it’s like a beta cuck cry fest of TDS. Crikey what a loathsome pair that forget their comedic roots and go full political retard. Demokratz are so so boorish on this drivel.