Leftists Believe Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle Jeans Ad Is A “Nazi Dogwhistle”

Depressive lunatics HATE that she’s white, slim and attractive

TDS riddled leftist lunatics are angry about an advert for jeans featuring actress Sydney Sweeney, charging that it contains “Nazi dog whistles.”

As we highlighted last week, the ad for American Eagle jeans features Sweeney modelling the denim products while looking sexy (yes, she is sexy and you’re allowed to say that).

More importantly, this ad and other recent ads, including one for Nike are indicative of the major cultural shift that has occurred.

These companies finally realised that putting obese “diverse” individuals into specially made versions of their products isn’t the best way to get people to buy them.



No sooner did the Sweeney ad drop than shares of American Eagle Outfitters saw a sudden and dramatic jump, rising as much as 12% during the trading session.

There were a couple of reasons for that…

Now, because many leftists are just bitter about not being in the front of the line when God was handing out the premium goods, they hate seeing attractive people in ads and therefore the ads in question must be… you guessed it Nazi propaganda.

Really did Nazi that coming.

Newsflash: saying the word ‘jeans’ even if it’s a pun on the word ‘genes’ is still nothing to do with Naziism.

It’s got an Eagle logo, says the word jeans and Sweeney is white, so it’s literally Hitler.

Watched it, paused it, rewound it, replayed it. All we can see is a nice pair… of jeans.

So sorry this has happened to you.

Help is close at hand in the form of smiling, maintaining personal hygiene, eating something other than soy and doing some exercise occasionally.

But, but, but it’s so degrading to women for every ad to focus on sex appeal.

Except when it’s Beyonce inviting you to peruse her ample posterior, then it’s all ‘yassss, you go gurl.’

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Comments 4
  1. I loved her as “snake” in Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. She showed amazing subtlety and nuance in her bit-part character portrayal. She’s got REALLY GOOD acting skills. And eaaaasyyyy on the eyes. Grrrrrrr. She gets my testosterone up to “toxic” levels … and I’m an old bastard.

  2. There really are some very mentally ill dangerous derranged individuals in the USA in fairness on both sides. No wonder the country is the way it is. Leftists think nazis and the right fight for degeneracy in ads with a woman who has fired more all seeing eye symbolism than i have had hot dinners.

  3. “There were a couple of reasons for that…”

    LOL! The comedy hit just keep coming.
    This story, it seems, is the gift that keeps on giving.

  4. Al Bundy said it best:

    Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corncob pipe – we like pretty women. Pretty women sell good products, ugly women sell tennis rackets. Pretty women – cars; ugly women – minivans. Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us *drink beer*.

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