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Reality shifting Redditors

Leftists are living in a different reality, some of them literally.

There is an entire Subreddit dedicated to “reality shifting,” where lunatics who cannot stand that Donald Trump didn’t get assassinated and won the election are discussing trying to concentrate really hard and shift into existing in a different timeline of reality.

Yes, really. They also speak of cloning themselves through shifting and “respawning,” whatever the hell that is.

One sad Reddit loser asked the ‘community’ for tips on “shifting” to a reality where Trump is dead, which would allow their illegal immigrant family to waltz back to California from New Mexico (that’s also in the US, but OK whatever), free from all those pesky “problems” tied to the former president.



Genius, right? Because clearly, the solution to Trump securing the border is a cosmic hop, skip, and jump to an alternate dimension where Kamala Harris is the President, imagine that, and it’s still wide open.

The logic here is airtight. If Trump’s gone, all immigration issues vanish like magic.

Just close your eyes, visualize, and poof—problem solved! Tips, anyone? Maybe chant “there’s no place like California” while clicking your heels?

This is peak Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). These Reddit leftists have taken it one step further—they’re not just mad, they’re literally living in another dimension, plotting their escape from reality like it’s a bad sci-fi plot.

Next, they’ll be demanding asylum in Narnia.

Reopen the asylums. Dust off those institutions and give these dimension-hoppers a comfy spot to script their next jump. Maybe we can fund it with a GoFundMe titled “Save Us from the Multiverse Madness.”

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Comments 2
  1. Charlie Jade was an excellent television series. However I understand such multiverse sliding is make-believe.

    Perhaps stuff like that subreddit come about because people with political views not based on reality are fantasy-based in general.

  2. The only thing about the left was hat impresses me is the depth of their madness and delusion. Just when you come think they can’t sink any deeper, something like this comes along.

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