Someone thought it was a good idea to invite Kamala Harris to speak at AI conference HumanX at Fontainebleau in Las Vegas over the weekend, and it was obviously a disaster.
Harris delivered a word salad complete with Doritos on the side.
“Former Vice President Harris will share her vision for the future of AI, emphasizing the responsibility to shape this technology in a way that promotes human rights, privacy, and equal opportunity,” Business Wire suggested when Harris was announced as a speaker.
Instead she blathered on about how she is obsessed with nacho cheese Doritos.
“We did DoorDash ’cause I wanted Doritos. And the red carpet part was about to start and nobody wanted to leave to go to the grocery store,” Harris was filmed saying.
“So it was DoorDash … So I was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of Kamala Harris’ particular fondness for nacho cheese Doritos for the sake of getting a big bag of Doritos as I watched the Oscars,” she furthered blathered, sounding completely drunk and breaking into inane cackling.
She continued, “And you can debate with me if it should be a right – I think it should. To expect that the innovation would also be weighted in terms of solving their everyday problems, which are beyond my craving for Doritos… but about whatever – and I know the work is happening – the scientific discoveries, for example to cure longstanding diseases I would love it if there was an investment in resources and solving the affordable housing issue in America.”
Kamala just tried to explain innovation and it is the dumbest thing I have ever heard: pic.twitter.com/GPqNu60FQm
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 10, 2025
Ok, what?
I'm so glad she's still out there talking and reminding everyone daily how good we have it with President Trump
— Whale Psychiatrist ™? (@k_ovfefe2) March 10, 2025
Who the hell thought she would make a good speaker on the subject of AI and innovation?
@grok what is she talking about? Please make it make sense
— TheMatrixUnplgd (@LiberalTears101) March 11, 2025
The country really dodged a bullet here.
It doesn't get worse than this.
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) March 10, 2025
Actually it could've been worse. She could've been president. We dodged a bullet.
Every time you hear Kamala Harris talk, you think it's not real.
— Matt Van Swol (@matt_vanswol) March 10, 2025
Yet somehow, it's real and it is exactly has bad as it actually is.
We dodged a massive bullet in 2024.
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Had 2024 not been ‘too big to rig,’ The Doritos Queen might have been ‘Leader of the Free World.’
..i think she’s high as a kite. hence the talk of munchies for Doritos..
Newsflash: When normal human beings talk unscripted, they sometimes jump from one subject to the next.
This is utterly shocking, especially when the human being in question is a politician you don’t like.
Kamala may not know the first thing about AI, but then, neither does anybody in top positions in the current White House, so what’s the big deal?
I hope she runs again in 4 years. Hilarious.
I hope that hussy stays in shape so that it can fall back upon pole-dancing as a monetary back-up if the tyrannical corporate entities ever decide to stop subsidizing their tool of destruction.
We call that a “Three Kneepad Gig”