Someone Invited Kamala Harris To Speak At A Major AI Conference And Hoo Boy…

She started blathering about how she likes Doritos

Someone thought it was a good idea to invite Kamala Harris to speak at AI conference HumanX at Fontainebleau in Las Vegas over the weekend, and it was obviously a disaster.

Harris delivered a word salad complete with Doritos on the side.

“Former Vice President Harris will share her vision for the future of AI, emphasizing the responsibility to shape this technology in a way that promotes human rights, privacy, and equal opportunity,” Business Wire suggested when Harris was announced as a speaker.

Instead she blathered on about how she is obsessed with nacho cheese Doritos.



“We did DoorDash ’cause I wanted Doritos. And the red carpet part was about to start and nobody wanted to leave to go to the grocery store,” Harris was filmed saying.

“So it was DoorDash … So I was willing to give up whatever might be the tracking of Kamala Harris’ particular fondness for nacho cheese Doritos for the sake of getting a big bag of Doritos as I watched the Oscars,” she furthered blathered, sounding completely drunk and breaking into inane cackling.

She continued, “And you can debate with me if it should be a right – I think it should. To expect that the innovation would also be weighted in terms of solving their everyday problems, which are beyond my craving for Doritos… but about whatever – and I know the work is happening – the scientific discoveries, for example to cure longstanding diseases I would love it if there was an investment in resources and solving the affordable housing issue in America.”

Ok, what?

Who the hell thought she would make a good speaker on the subject of AI and innovation?

The country really dodged a bullet here.

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Comments 6
  1. Newsflash: When normal human beings talk unscripted, they sometimes jump from one subject to the next.

    This is utterly shocking, especially when the human being in question is a politician you don’t like.

    Kamala may not know the first thing about AI, but then, neither does anybody in top positions in the current White House, so what’s the big deal?

  2. I hope that hussy stays in shape so that it can fall back upon pole-dancing as a monetary back-up if the tyrannical corporate entities ever decide to stop subsidizing their tool of destruction.

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