Following in the footsteps of pudding brain Biden, massive presidential loser Kamala Harris has signed with a Hollywood ‘talent’ agency.
Harris is cashing in on her experience as the worst Democratic candidate in history by signing a grifting deal with Create Artists Agency.
I’m so glad she landed a gig, I was worried ??
— Homie Santo (@HomieSanto) February 19, 2025
Kamala is to “focus on speaking gigs and publishing opportunities,” via the same agency that took on Biden a few weeks back.
For those wondering why she would sign with an agency: pic.twitter.com/gLIn96lDSm
— gabby (@copyninjagf) February 19, 2025
Don't you need talent to sign with a talent agency?
— Doge Daddy (@D0ge_Daddy) February 19, 2025
Clearly not.
their buddy road trip movie is on the way pic.twitter.com/q0ZqhOCeey
— ? euan ?? (@blondngone) February 19, 2025
Two bumbling buffoons hit the road and hilarity ensues in Dumb and Dumber 3.
leaked set photo pic.twitter.com/DHp29B4aqv
— ?????? (@viktrnl) February 19, 2025
Imagine going to a Kamala Harris ‘one man show’.
Speaking engagements? The woman can't speak. ?
— Catherine Calder (@Loricatty) February 19, 2025
Will anyone be able to get through it?
Well she is great with voices and mimicking other cultures.
— WellDarnett (@JustinHittner) February 19, 2025
Many more audiences are about to be unburdened by what has been.
Maybe they'll teach her how to properly use accents
— Carl saygen (@CSaygen) February 19, 2025
Kamala’s script writers better have material prepared and teleprompters at the ready.
Preparing to star in the new film “Word Salad”
— stormcabbirds (@stormcabbirds) February 19, 2025
There are so many projects and roles she’d be perfect for.
Shes gonna play the drunk aunt well
— IC Light Mango SZN (@H2Pickettsburgh) February 19, 2025
Hangover 4 coming soon?
— MEGA (@ActorPaid) February 19, 2025
She’s trying to get in on Nolan’s Odyssey
— AragornAurelius (@AragornAurelius) February 19, 2025
They should do a remake of Veep or is that too close to reality?
— bobbyscaps.eth? (@dropgenius) February 19, 2025
Let the money laundering– I mean passion projects begin!
— I'mma Duck (@imgoingtoduck) February 19, 2025
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And just like that….The cackling stopped.
I don’t get it. Hollywood is a money making machine, so I can’t see where they will make any money with this. Even diehard Democrats are pissed off at her for losing the election, so they won’t watch.
..it must’ve been that fake jamaican accent that got her signed:
“..have you no empathy, mon?’
Unburdened of talent we seek the root cause of fallen ratings.