In a clear signal that it intends to recapture its fake news crown, CNN has rehired Brian Stelter, the potato headed clown the network fired in 2022 for being universally disliked and registering abysmal ratings.
Stelter could barely contain his glee at becoming a ‘Chief Media Analyst’.
I'm returning to @CNN in a brand new role as Chief Media Analyst. I'll be appearing on TV, developing digital content, and once again helming the Reliable Sources newsletter.
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 3, 2024
He bizarrely followed up with a post about how CNN staff are obsessed with covering “infowars.”
The sheer amount of talent at CNN covering media, tech, pop culture, infowars is stunning. @Hadas_Gold, @passantino, @liam_a_reilly, @EWagmeister, @LisaFranceCNN, @TheSandraG, @AlliRosenbloom, @DDale8, @Donie, @MarshallCohen, @claresduffy, @jonsarlin – just to name a few!
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 3, 2024
And he’s happy to be joining them… with his newsletter.
And now I get to collaborate with them again. The Reliable Sources newsletter will officially relaunch on Monday. We're going to reimagine the digest and deliver what you value most. Everyone and everything is a source now. So what's reliable?
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 3, 2024
Maybe Alex Jones will call him and tell him his real feelings again.
Stelter then proceeded to narrate his life story as if X is his therapist.
and I was incredibly lucky to have time as a stay-at-home dad. In the hours when Sunny and Story were at school, I tried on a variety of other hats: Harvard fellow, BBC talking head, magazine writer. I wrote for 20+ outlets and learned about the ups and downs of freelancing…
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 3, 2024
He’s “different” now.
…and I experienced the news more like an everyday consumer. In doing so, I learned a whole lot about the attention economy and the information ecosystem. So this time around will be different, because I am different.
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) September 3, 2024
Here’s why:
Different to what exactly though? A narrow minded bubble dwelling metropolitan media hack, perhaps?
Remember when Brian lied about the Hunter laptop being Russian disinformation to influence an election pic.twitter.com/APgi2bbLHx
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 3, 2024
Throwback to when @BrianStelter claimed in 2017 that @KellyannePolls was spreading "misinformation" when she called the Steele dossier "completely unverified" — with Stelter arguing "much" of the dossier was verified. The Steele dossier was total bullshit.pic.twitter.com/3gV20j5iZL https://t.co/LY2cyJxTvZ
— Jerry Dunleavy IV ?? (@JerryDunleavy) September 3, 2024
Lol CNN continues to burn any shred of credibility they had left https://t.co/QKsRWF36WM
— Storm Paglia ?? (@storm_paglia) September 3, 2024
good thing i've already stopped watching @CNN. https://t.co/sIm1E40sA4
— campskunk (@campskunk) September 3, 2024
I'd like to congratulate @cnn on having more employees than viewers. https://t.co/63V0p0dGLJ
— John's Memes (@Johnmc42069) September 3, 2024
Fake news is back baby! YES https://t.co/goeAbUcw7c
— Allan Bartlett (@allanbartlett) September 3, 2024
The potato is back in the frying pan.
— ZNO ?? (@therealZNO) September 3, 2024
Can't wait for you to get fired again.
— Salty Cracker (@SaltyCracker9) September 3, 2024
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No one wants to see a potato helming.
This is very concerning. All these sex symbols make me nervous:
Emhoff, Walz now Stelter. How are we women supposed to keep our minds on important topics when all these luscious, sexy men are making it difficult
to concentrate.
Say “No” to
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Nobody wants to work for them anymore.
CNN is desperate. They know no one is buying their garbage, so they’re bringing back the potato that got them where they are today, in order to save CNN. Ya, commie logic.