There’s An Epic Japanese Anime Of Trump Surviving Assassination Attempt

“The one who chooses the ‘corpse’ is me!”

Just a few days on from President Trump surviving an attempt on his life, there has emerged an animated rendering of the event, which is nothing short of tremendous.

First watch it in all its Japanese anime glory.

Now watch it again with these English subtitles, which likely aren’t accurate in any way, but still make it even more epic.

‘Trump’ is seen doing his trademark dance to YMCA and singing about “soy milk” before some sort of star spangled superhero catches the bullet intended for his brain.

He then declares “The one who chooses the ‘corpse’ is me,” according to the subtitles.

Totally bizarre but who cares.

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  1. WHO IN Their Right Mind Would Want To Clean Up a Cess Pool Of Corruption and Sewage???-And Not Even Take A Salary?-You Would Have To Be Totally Unhinged And Most Possibly Insane!-Cruising The World On a Yacht and Letting Idiots Destroy Itself Seems Like the Sanest Thing To Do!! Some Body Really Has TOO Much Time On His Hands And TOO Much $$$!-When The World Hates You?-Shouldn’t You Hate It Back??-Every One Wants To Be a Superhero!-When Its a Kid!-Not 3/4’s of Your Life Later?-Most Scum Will Do ANYTHING For The $$$!-So Why Take a Job as A Garbage Man and Work For Free???-Maybe When Idiots Start to Infiltrate Your Life?-Any Unwelcome Guests That Show Up Unannounced Here?-Never Leave!-No Law Enforcement Needed!-Didn’t See A Thing!-Is That Some Scum Climbing On My Roof??-Was Just a Squirrel! Too Hot To Plant Flowers!-Guess I’ll Use a Sink Hole!-Its The Humane Thing To Do!

  2. My brotherrrr that is not a “Star Spangled Superhero”, that’s a Jojo reference.
    Trump is a confirmed Jostar, and the American Spirit is his stand.

        1. it never ceases to amaze how the twisted sheeple go off on tangents. the topic was don the con. heroes? no one in govt is any sort of hero. you attempt and fail to push your simpleton idea.

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