Joe Biden has been preparing for a week for Thursday’s CNN moderated debate with Donald Trump, including practising standing up.
After vitriolic Trump hater Bill Kristol offered some cringe debate advice to Biden, people have started offering their own.
Here’s what Kristol advised Biden to do.
Wow, ‘speak to voters’. How has no one thought of that before?
But what about the important things? Biden needs to be prepared.
So here we go…
3. Hang on to the podium as hard as you can.
— Grunt (@ChetCarrier) June 23, 2024
4. Do not fall asleep
5. Do not emphasis a point by using your hands
6. Do not look to the right or left stage.
7. And Do not salute Trump
Try not to drool and crap your depends
— Lisa Says (@LisaPurdue2) June 23, 2024
3. Dont forget who you are, where you are and why you are there.
— Coach Noah Revoy | Arms Dealer For The Soul 🏴☠️ (@NoahRevoy) June 23, 2024
1. Don’t fall asleep
— Dominus (@Dominus3033) June 23, 2024
2. Yell and whisper randomly
3. Ramble into non-coherence
4. Talk about Beau if you get in trouble
3. Take a nap, mumble to microphone.
— Benjamin Hinson (@BenjaminHinson9) June 23, 2024
4. Answer another question I have practiced for a week
5. MORE pills
The first 10 minutes will be rough.
Speaking of which:
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It is going to be a shit show, all hail Joe biden
Aren’t all CNN programmes “shit shows”
American sheeple advice?just repeating the msm propaganda.
Yes, take Bill’s advice and make it about how much you loath the American people and want to destroy all of their futures.
My advice to Joey Diapers :
Don’t shit your pants!
It really stinks indoors! 😁
A small person will be hiding in the podium with a cattle prod.