Satanic Non-Binary Witch Claims Kids Love Eurovision Song

A self proclaimed non-binary witch whose performance in this year’s Eurovision song contest is literally a Satanic ritual, has claimed that parents have said their children love it.

Yes, really. In case you missed it, Ireland’s entry into the contest this year is an act called ‘Bambie Thug’, a ‘queer’ artist from County Cork who uses the pronouns They/Them/Fae.

The song is called ‘Doomsday Blue’ and is about Satanic sacrifice.

Gone are the days of Jedward.

They’ve gone all out with this one. Lets just say, it doesn’t feature a tin whistle or a Bodhrán and the choreography isn’t exactly Riverdance.

Bambie Thug and the song stormed through a semi final and into the competition proper this week, where it’ll probably win because everyone seems to now love Satan.

Thug, who describes the music as “Ouija pop,” told reporters “I’m really grateful to have this platform, especially as a non-binary person and as an alt little goth.”

“I’m super proud and I’m just excited to go and kick some ass on stage. I’ve had so many people drawing me, making me bracelets and making cute things,” the they/them continued, further claiming “[I’ve] had loads of lovely messages from parents about their children loving the song.”

Thug also stated that some parents have said that the song has led to “queer kids feeling like they can come out.”

Thug also attempted to scrawl current thing ‘Free Palestine’ dawbings on they/them’s face but the organisers got wind and shut it down.

Dressing like a demon from hell and frolicking around in pentagrams seems fine though.

Pro peace and pro Satan? There’s some kind of disconnect there.

Supporting Satanism, genitial mutilation of children, endless war and terrorism are the current trendy things.

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