Proving they live in a make believe bubble world, ‘protesters’ at Columbia demanded that the University provide them with food and drinks after they broke into campus buildings and barricaded themselves inside.
One student assigned to be the spokesperson addressed the media Tuesday, and asked that those trespassing inside Hamilton Hall be provided meals that they had previously paid for as part of their academic courses.
Johannah King-Slutzky, a PhD student at the university, framed the request as if herself and those inside were Gazan refugees requesting “basic humanitarian aid.”
“Like, could people please have a glass of water?’’ the student, who refused to identify herself but was later identified, asked reporters.
She continued, “Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill even if they disagree with you? If the answer is no, then you should allow basic… I mean, it’s crazy to say because we’re on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we’re asking for.”
One reporter responded, noting “It seems like you’re sort of saying: ‘We want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food and water.’’’
King-Slutzky, who describes herself on her website as a “video editor and full-service digital comms expert for progressive and leftist causes,” claimed “Nobody’s asking them to bring anything,” adding “We’re asking them to not violently stop us from bringing in basic humanitarian aid.’’
She then admitted that there was no actual evidence of university officials attempting to prevent supplies being brought to the protesters, and instead pivoted her position.
“We are looking for a commitment from them that they will not stop it,’’ she said, adding “I do not know to what extent it has been attempted. But we’re looking for a commitment.’’
The entire time, King-Slutzky, who it turns out is a Marxist lesbian, was flanked by a they/them in a denim crop top.
They’re bored Ivy League trust fund babies who spend their lives playing make believe at being downtrodden workers, Marxist revolutionaries, and now refugees urgently needing ‘humanitarian aid’.
The mockery was relentless.
I think we need to consider the possibility that our most selective elite universities aren't.
— Chris Bray (@a_chrisbray) April 30, 2024
lol. They can get food and water any time by leaving the building they are illegally occupying.
— David Bernstein (@ProfDBernstein) April 30, 2024
Go to Gaza wearing this crop top to experience the kindness of HAMAS firsthand. pic.twitter.com/eQss4I2uGv
— Mooniter (@Mooniter) April 30, 2024
No one eats under communism. They need to get used to it.
— NotYourJewishMom (@CaffMomREDACTED) April 30, 2024
They don't even have to leave
— Kiko⚜ (@KikoSoji) May 1, 2024
They can basically order takeout food and bring it in the same way they planned colombia to bring them food
and asking for water in a building that have 7 bathrooms with running tap water like they would rather die then drink tap water pic.twitter.com/iLNrTkpsyQ
Every good revolutionary knows you have to pack snacks.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) April 30, 2024
From the river to the sea, please send us KFC
— Reshef Shay (@Rereshef) April 30, 2024
As we highlighted earlier, the occupiers, as well as those outside in tents, were turfed out and arrested by the NYPD Tuesday night after the University had enough and declared them to be trespassing.
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Let’s see now … they are protesting the occupation of Gaza by occupying the university. Have they taken the course on irony and hypocrisy yet? Oh that’s right, the administration got rid of that course in favor of the course on the blessings of Communism.
It’s called a hunger strike, learn it, live it, love it.
A generation dumber than meat sauce.
(face palm)
There is without a doubt running water in any of the washrooms nearby where you are sitting in.
King Slut. Is she Egyptian or something?
Also, she is a Phd student yet uses the word “like” in just about every sentence. What the hell.
‘The UN are urgently convening to consider rhe plight of the Colombia University protesters ‘ 🤣🤣
Protest all you like. You really think Israel is going to take the slightest bit of notice? For someone who is supposedly intelligent, you don’t seem to understand the concept of a sovereign country. Regardless the rights and wrongs of the situation, your silly little ‘protest’ will make no difference whatsoever.
“As we take over and riot, stop oppressing us!” “Also, we need food while we play at Bolshevik revolutionary, so we demand you feed us!”