A viral TikTok video posted to X shows an obese wedding planner explaining how newly married couples now want inflatable slides, sword fights and drag queens at their weddings, prompting the question, “What happened to adults?”
“I’m an alternative wedding vendor, I’m gonna get you a bounce house for your wedding,” the woman brags.
The clip then shows a newly married couple, one wearing a multi-colored suit, sliding down a bouncy castle slide.
“I love that you wanna have a first sword fight instead of a first dance,” the woman boasts, before also asserting, “We’re gonna have a drag queen MC.”
“I’m an alternative wedding vendor, we’re gonna get your whole polycule involved in your wedding day,” she then announces.
A ‘polycule’ is apparently a polyamorous group, meaning multiple people all involved in sexual relationships with each other.
Lovely. How traditional. Not totally degenerate at all.
The wedding planner also says she “knows which chairs fit fat bodies” and how to set up an “introvert corner” at weddings.
Fulfilling the meme to a tee, she then says, “You never know what color my hair is gonna be at your wedding,” before waddling off with a smug look on her face.
“What the heck has happened to adults?” asked Josh Lekach.
As we document in the video below, the rise of ‘kidults’ points to an accelerating trend of people being trapped in a permanent state of childhood well into their 30’s, 40’s and even 50’s.
Toy sales to adults now account for a quarter of all sales in both the UK and the United States, with childless couples increasingly behaving like children themselves instead of having their own.
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I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.
Half, yes 50% the 18-30 year old adultchildren have a memorized laundry list of self-diagnosed mental problems that they use as some kind of honor or virtue. They use them as their endless excuses for behaving irresponsibly and as a currency for endless sympathy and pity. They all seem to have one or more of the following: prefer to play pretend all the time, crippling anxiety, depression, the avoidance of any kind of work, ADHD, delusions of grandeur, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, the need to be unique and treated special, narcissism, autism, and to be against anything that is proper and good.
Honestly… you go to “an alternate wedding planner” and treat her like this is some snapshot of normal America? That’s like going to Macauley Culkin for career advice.
Progressivism is a mental illness.
Traditionalism is more based.
Sais adults succumbed to the jews dirty tricks. Lowest form of gene pool.