Star Wars is Officially Dead

Woke ruins everything.

A Pakistani feminist activist will direct the next Star Wars and the plot “will be shaped by a woman”.

Place your bets on how many tens of millions they’ll lose at the box office.

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  1. Wish I could hear it but the pop up covering half the screen stopping me from seeing all of it is blocking the volume control. Well played idiots.

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