The White House held a big gay celebration on Saturday and watching Joe Biden try to make sense of it all was surreal.
First of all this was the backdrop…
Not creepy or dystopian at all.
Biden repeated the made up story about how he realised he supported LGBTQ+ when he saw two well dressed men in suits kissing over half a century ago (but again didn’t mention that he voted against gay marriage for most of the 50 proceeding years).
There was the usual myriad of Biden senile moments:
At one point he just went AWOL, leaving his wife to shout for him to come back out:
Alphabet people are more stunning and brave than active duty military personnel:
But perhaps the most egregious part was when Biden claimed, without citing any examples or evidence, that there are homophobes everywhere kicking gay people out of restaurants.
“When a person can be married in the morning and thrown out of a restaurant for being gay in the afternoon, something is still very wrong in America,” Biden said.
It’s something he keeps saying to keep people divided:
If anything, the opposite is true:
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