Joyless woke celebrity-craving victim grifter fun sponges Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reportedly taking legal advice on potentially suing the creators of South Park for hurting their feelings.
A report in the Daily Mail claims that Royal sources say Harry and Meghan’s lawyers are looking over the recent episode of the satirical cartoon in which the pair were savagely depicted as being on a ‘Worldwide Privacy Tour’ with Harry complaining about his troubles in a book titled ‘Waaaaagh’.
The report suggests that the episode may have ‘legal ramifications’, with Royal commentator Neil Sean noting “Their legal team are casting an eye over the episode to see what is wrong, and what could be turned into something more sinister.”
Something more sinister. It’s South Park. The pair are clearly unaware that the show takes the piss out of everyone and everything and has been doing so for 25 years.
Not content with cancelling British mainstay Jeremy Clarkson for making a joke at her expense, Meghan is now said to be targeting Matt Stone and Trey Parker because she is ‘upset and overwhelmed’ at the episode describing her as ‘sorority girl, actress, influencer, victim’.
In one scene Meghan was described as Harry’s ‘Instagram loving bitch wife’ by an ‘interviewer’ who labeled their quest for privacy as hypocritical in light of the pair’s constant quest for public attention.
Harry is described in the episode as ‘Royal prince, millionaire, world traveller, victim’.
Royal commentator Niles Gardiner described Harry and Meghan’s potential legal action as “The world’s two biggest snowflakes, now declaring woke war on South Park.”
“There is no end to the whining victim mentality of Harry and Meghan, while they viciously attack the Royal Family at every opportunity,” Gardiner asserted, adding that the pair “only approve of free speech if it’s their own. They behave like entitled woke dictators.”
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